omg I gotta answer the one about Douglas and his daughter because I’m pretty sure no one here saw his twitter thing and I’m about to blow y’alls minds
DID YOU KNOW THAT DOUGLAS HAS TWO DAUGHTERS /WHEEZING
When we were doing the Cabin Pressure panel @ 221B Con, someone (was it my irl bff B??? I think it was) asked about Douglas’ daughter, and we tweeted him about it.
So, Douglas has two daughters, from different marriages, but we’ve only “met” the younger one.
In my headcanon (which was fucking BLOWN OUT OF THE WATER by this), Douglas’ younger daughter is eight-ish years old (as of Fitton, because he’s been sober for eight years), which also fits for the birthday party incident.
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
wait look i got my incredibly obscure wish
there’s a rabbit in every series
(in other news, i am probably watching this show wrong)
Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?
ARE YOU HYDRATED?
IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?
HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?
FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.
ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:
YOU I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY
this is the third time this post has reminded me to take my meds
we’re all gonna die
dude i haven’t had any water today or taken my meds thank you for this post
is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT
Drag the picture to the side of your dashboard :)
Inspired by this post by risarodil.
Reblogging because it only works on the dashboard :)